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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Joke for the day - Taken from The New Paper dated 12 April 2006

hehe.. was reading the new paper on that day wen i came across this section on the Net Buzz... So here it goes.....


Best wishes, boss

A man was walking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. Angry, he turned and kicked it. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. But the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.

Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. But because of what you did, I will also give twice of what you wish to the person you hated most - your boss.

So the man agreed and made his first wish.

He said, "I want lots of money." Immediately, $22 million was deposited in the man's bank account and $44 million was deposited in his boss's account.

For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of luxury cars. Instantly, a Ferrari and a Porsche appeared. At the same time, two of each car appeared in his boss' garage.

Finally, the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully."

The man replied: "I've always wanted to donate a kidney...."

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